(1) Chocolate.

(2) Las Vegas.

(3) The smell of emulsion paint.

(4) Weeds (the TV show).

(5) My Mum's pear and custard tart.

(6) Stanley Kubrick films.

(7) Really expensive cars that I can now afford, but that would get wrecked in three minutes if I parked them outside my flat in London.

(8) The Big Lebowski.

(9) Going back to where I used to work and reminding my old bosses that I now make way more money than they do.

(10) Watching people fall down holes.

(11) Killing bluebottles.

(12) Arsenal.

(13) My invisible friend Eric who lives inside my toilet cistern.

(14) Mike Wazowski.

(15) Chili.

(16) Modern art.

(17) Cheese on everything.

(18) Eighty-inch plasma TVs.

(19) Britney.

(20) Giving my editor heart attacks by putting totally outrageous stuff in the first draft of all my novels.

(21) Vanilla Coke (RIP).

(22) Jackass.

(23) The episode of South Park with Sexual Harassment Panda.

(24) Mario Strikers.

(25) CHERUB fans!